1 00:00:25,999 --> 00:00:27,916 [Bus bell rings] 2 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,683 Shall we forge ahead, sir? 3 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:42,058 Ha-ha. You mean, let's get it on. 4 00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:46,207 ♪♪[One more time by Jackie Rae playing] 5 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:54,683 ♪ Salt and Pepper, that's the name ♪ 6 00:00:54,707 --> 00:00:57,975 ♪ and we got a claim to fame ♪ 7 00:00:57,999 --> 00:00:59,933 ♪ We know how to turn you on ♪ 8 00:00:59,957 --> 00:01:00,975 ♪ you better believe ♪ 9 00:01:00,999 --> 00:01:04,808 ♪ you won't want us to leave 'til the dawn ♪ 10 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,767 ♪ like us wheelin' through the night ♪ 11 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:11,767 ♪ And you will dig we 're not uptight ♪ 12 00:01:11,791 --> 00:01:13,767 ♪ and it really starts to climb ♪ 13 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:14,933 ♪ we're stayin'in line ♪ 14 00:01:14,957 --> 00:01:18,933 ♪ and we're feeling sublime one more time ♪ 15 00:01:18,957 --> 00:01:22,166 ♪ wow! One more time ♪ 16 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,957 ♪ I said one more time ♪ 17 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:29,767 ♪ Salt and Pepper ♪ 18 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:32,707 ♪ one more time ♪ 19 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,017 ♪ Pow! ♪ 20 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:42,433 ♪ Man, we're always on the go ♪ 21 00:01:42,457 --> 00:01:46,100 ♪ and where we're goin', we don't know ♪ 22 00:01:46,124 --> 00:01:48,183 ♪ somethin' makes us wanna move ♪ 23 00:01:48,207 --> 00:01:49,350 ♪ we're traveling fast ♪ 24 00:01:49,374 --> 00:01:51,558 ♪ and the feeling will last while we groove ♪ 25 00:01:51,582 --> 00:01:54,683 ♪ like us wheelin' through the night ♪ 26 00:01:54,707 --> 00:01:58,475 ♪ And you will dig we 're not uptight ♪ 27 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:00,475 ♪ and it really starts to climb ♪ 28 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:01,683 ♪ we're stayin'in line ♪ 29 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:05,666 ♪ and we're feeling sublime one more time ♪ 30 00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:08,916 ♪ Wow! One more time ♪ 31 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:12,707 ♪ I said one more time ♪ 32 00:02:13,207 --> 00:02:16,475 ♪ Salt and Pepper ♪ 33 00:02:16,499 --> 00:02:22,166 ♪ one more time ♪ 34 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:25,975 ♪ pow! ♪ 35 00:02:25,999 --> 00:02:29,308 ♪ Man, we're always on the go ♪ 36 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:32,933 ♪ and where we're goin', we don't know ♪ 37 00:02:32,957 --> 00:02:34,933 ♪ something makes us wanna move ♪ 38 00:02:34,957 --> 00:02:36,058 ♪ and we're travellin' fast ♪ 39 00:02:36,082 --> 00:02:38,767 ♪ That feelin' will last while we groove ♪ 40 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:39,808 ♪ ha! One more time ♪ 41 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:44,832 ♪ ha! One more time ho! One more time ♪ 42 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:03,018 Hey! 43 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:05,416 Wait a minute, you two. 44 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,225 New boy. 45 00:03:07,249 --> 00:03:10,142 You can't park here. This is a police pound. 46 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:10,684 We know. 47 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,517 No, sir. I don't think you understand. 48 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,267 This is where the police tow the cars 49 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:16,683 that are parked illegally in the street. 50 00:03:16,707 --> 00:03:17,892 Yes, we know that. 51 00:03:17,916 --> 00:03:19,517 So you can't park here. 52 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:21,392 Well, officer, I don't think you understand. 53 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:24,267 We own the Salt and Pepper Club around the corner, 54 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,892 and we thought we'd park in the street out there. 55 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,517 Oh, you can't do that. It'll get towed away. 56 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:32,249 Where? 57 00:03:32,874 --> 00:03:34,058 Well, here. 58 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:34,726 That's it. 59 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:38,582 We thought we'd bring it in ourselves and save you the trouble. 60 00:03:38,624 --> 00:03:39,249 Yes, but... 61 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:40,933 Please, don't try to thank us. 62 00:03:40,957 --> 00:03:45,308 Anything we can do to help the boys in blue, 63 00:03:45,332 --> 00:03:45,934 sir! 64 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,225 But, ah... but... but... 65 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:49,725 Later. Good night, officer. 66 00:03:49,749 --> 00:03:52,308 Oh, but... yes, but... 67 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:55,374 [Crowd bustling] 68 00:04:01,332 --> 00:04:04,392 Quiet, please. Just a minute. Quiet. 69 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:06,850 Inspector Crock, what seems to be the trouble? 70 00:04:06,874 --> 00:04:08,892 I'll tell you what the trouble is. 71 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,851 It's all right. 72 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,350 So, uh, what's the reason then? 73 00:04:11,374 --> 00:04:13,308 I'll give you one guess, Mr. Pepper. 74 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:14,309 I don't need any guesses. 75 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,350 It's simple and plain: Police persecution. 76 00:04:16,374 --> 00:04:17,351 Charlie, will you cool it? 77 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:20,457 Cool nothing. Now, get out of the way, will you, Chris, please? 78 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:21,291 I'll handle this. 79 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:22,850 Inspector, let me tell you something right now. 80 00:04:22,874 --> 00:04:26,433 The last week we've had 3 members of parliament. Right, Chris? 81 00:04:26,457 --> 00:04:29,600 And 5 lords. 5 lords! 82 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:32,183 You might as well know now. I don't get mad often, 83 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:35,267 but nobody treats my partner and I this way. 84 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:39,332 I intend to see that you get busted. 85 00:04:39,999 --> 00:04:44,166 Here's another fine mess you've got us into. 86 00:04:44,749 --> 00:04:47,475 I was only trying to protect you... 87 00:04:47,499 --> 00:04:49,433 (magistrate) Silence in the dock. 88 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,957 Yes, sir. Thanks. 89 00:04:54,207 --> 00:04:56,683 (Crock) Not to mention resisting arrest, 90 00:04:56,707 --> 00:05:00,207 and the accused were hostile and abusive. 91 00:05:03,582 --> 00:05:05,017 (Magistrate) Go on, inspector. 92 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:08,142 The premises are now closed and sealed. 93 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,225 The owners will have no access 94 00:05:09,249 --> 00:05:12,600 pending a decision on the cancellation of its license. 95 00:05:12,624 --> 00:05:15,541 Thank you, Inspector Crock. 96 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:17,934 Mr. Pepper, 97 00:05:17,958 --> 00:05:22,517 it distresses me to see a member of a distinguished family 98 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:24,725 in such a degrading position. 99 00:05:24,749 --> 00:05:30,100 (Magistrate) Your conduct brings disgrace to a famous, 100 00:05:30,124 --> 00:05:33,475 one might almost say, revered name. 101 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:38,600 I know nothing about your family background, Mr. Salt. 102 00:05:38,624 --> 00:05:40,350 Oh, it was just like everyday, you know. 103 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,267 I was born in Harlem a-and my family was on relief. 104 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,475 We used to hang around the corner, me and the cats, 105 00:05:45,499 --> 00:05:48,725 you know, just goin"; "Hey, babe, what's happening?" 106 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,541 Silence! 107 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:54,267 The record of this club is a deplorable one, 108 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:57,142 showing repeated and overt violations 109 00:05:57,166 --> 00:06:00,433 of the drinking and gambling laws. 110 00:06:00,457 --> 00:06:02,058 I find the charges proved. 111 00:06:02,082 --> 00:06:06,100 (Magistrate) You will each be fined the sum of 500 pounds. 112 00:06:06,124 --> 00:06:09,933 With the alternative of 6 months in prison. 113 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:11,517 [Spectators exclaiming] 114 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:14,142 Have you anything to say? 115 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,475 Yes, your worship. 116 00:06:15,499 --> 00:06:17,683 I would like to ask for time to pay. 117 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:20,933 As our assets are frozen, things are a bit tight. 118 00:06:20,957 --> 00:06:25,082 One week to pay. Yes? 119 00:06:26,082 --> 00:06:26,916 Well, my... 120 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:30,933 You see, judge, my ass-assets are frozen, too. 121 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:35,624 And I would like about 5 years to pay. 122 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:38,600 One week. 123 00:06:38,624 --> 00:06:42,207 Yes, sir, I understand. One week. 124 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:49,207 You know that don't give us but 7 days, don't you? 125 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:17,808 I'm so sorry, milord. 126 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:19,100 A dreadful day for the family. 127 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:24,124 More than dreadful, Figg. It's intolerable. 128 00:07:24,207 --> 00:07:26,832 Something must be done. 129 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:49,934 Hello, Syd, old boy. 130 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:52,642 You remember Charlie Salt, my partner. Don't you? 131 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:53,892 Yes, of course. 132 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:56,082 By reputation. 133 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:01,433 (Sydney) I'm surprised you had the nerve to come here. 134 00:08:01,457 --> 00:08:03,350 What do you want? 135 00:08:03,374 --> 00:08:05,058 To ask for 500 pounds. 136 00:08:05,082 --> 00:08:06,558 Unless you want a jailbird for a brother. 137 00:08:06,582 --> 00:08:11,350 And if you could slow it down and make it 1,000, I'd sure appreciate it. 138 00:08:11,374 --> 00:08:11,851 1,000? 139 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,350 Well, you see, I don't have a kindhearted brother, 140 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:17,308 and since we're partners I thought you could take care of my fine, too. 141 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:20,892 I will pay your fine, both your fines 142 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:24,767 if you will both undertake to leave within the week 143 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:27,558 and never to set foot in England again. 144 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:29,624 What? What? 145 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:34,850 This is the last time that you'll ever get anything from me. 146 00:08:34,874 --> 00:08:38,558 I can't prevent you from inheriting the title, of course. 147 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:39,975 Although I wish I could. 148 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:43,017 The castle will be left to national trust. 149 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:45,975 Whatever monies I have will go to charity. 150 00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:46,934 Oh, who cares! 151 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,433 I can hardly expect you to do the decent thing 152 00:08:49,457 --> 00:08:51,767 and drop dead any quicker than I will. 153 00:08:51,791 --> 00:08:53,267 But to suggest throwing me... 154 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,475 This is my country, too! 155 00:08:55,499 --> 00:08:57,582 Yeah, and mine. 156 00:08:59,624 --> 00:09:00,184 Yours? 157 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,767 Yeah. Look, forget about me, ok? 158 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:05,558 But what about Chris, man? He's your brother! 159 00:09:05,582 --> 00:09:09,225 I don't have to answer to you, Mr. Salt. 160 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,058 Those are my conditions for paying your fine. 161 00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:13,892 If you don't like them, get someone else. 162 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:18,058 That's exactly what we'll do. Come on, Charlie. 163 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:20,207 Charlie, wait. 164 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,059 Listen, brother dear. 165 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:28,642 I didn't choose to come into this world 2 minutes after you 166 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:32,600 and run 2nd ever since. I'm tired, too. 167 00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:33,808 What do you think I'd give to retire 168 00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:38,225 to that damn great castle and put my feet up, too? 169 00:09:38,249 --> 00:09:40,874 I earned my retirement. 170 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:42,933 I can't help thinking 171 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,558 that I might've had a little more sympathy and understanding 172 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:49,267 had our positions been reversed, and I was in your shoes. 173 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:55,791 You're not in my shoes, Christopher, and never will be. 174 00:10:09,916 --> 00:10:12,058 Well, what are we gonna do for lunch? 175 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,183 You got any money? 176 00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:15,666 I ain't got a cent. 177 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:18,892 How would you like to have lunch at grindle's club? 178 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:23,100 Grindle's club? Isn't that the club that your brother had you thrown out of? 179 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:26,850 You just wait right here. I've got an idea. 180 00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:30,225 Was everything to your satisfaction, milord? 181 00:10:30,249 --> 00:10:34,225 Absolutely super, Joseph, super. Thank you. 182 00:10:34,249 --> 00:10:37,100 And the food was good, too. 183 00:10:37,124 --> 00:10:38,225 Uh, may I have my bill, please? 184 00:10:38,249 --> 00:10:41,808 With pleasure, milord, but may I sign for you, as usual? 185 00:10:41,832 --> 00:10:43,350 I'll take care of everything. 186 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:46,142 Oh, that's very, very kind of you. 187 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,600 Oh, I tell you... By the way, 188 00:10:47,624 --> 00:10:49,933 would you be good enough to order me a taxi? 189 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:51,142 My chauffeur has the day off. 190 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:55,017 With the greatest of pleasure. Certainly, milord. 191 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,100 Thank you. 192 00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:58,683 J[Music playing] 193 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,475 You did it. 194 00:11:00,499 --> 00:11:03,475 You did it, you pulled it off. 195 00:11:03,499 --> 00:11:08,124 I never... you got the voice, you look like... 196 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,249 [Engine rumbling] 197 00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:21,207 Thank you, my man. 198 00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,142 Hey, 199 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,517 you know what the first thing I'm going to do is? 200 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:31,017 All right, tell me. Tell me the first thing. 201 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,017 Thank him for a lovely lunch. 202 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,957 It was a... It was a good lunch. 203 00:11:37,249 --> 00:11:38,059 And then, 204 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:42,100 I'm going to tell him exactly what he can do with his money. 205 00:11:42,124 --> 00:11:46,433 His dimes, nickels, quarters, and his dollars. 206 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:47,101 Right. 207 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:50,267 And then, to show him our true feelings, 208 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:54,183 I'm gonna punch him right in the nose. 209 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:54,851 [Grunting] 210 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:59,350 You just go and sit across the street in the coffee shop. 211 00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:00,999 Right. 212 00:12:06,499 --> 00:12:08,207 [Tires screeching] 213 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,207 [Tires screeching] 214 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:15,791 [Tires screeching] 215 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,791 [Whistles] 216 00:12:44,332 --> 00:12:45,832 Syd? 217 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:52,332 Sydney, old boy. 218 00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:56,999 Wherever you are, I just came to tell... 219 00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:15,957 [Inaudible] 220 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,350 [Phone ringing] 221 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,433 (Chris) What do you think I'd give to retire 222 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:35,600 to that damn great castle and put my feet up, too? 223 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:40,291 (Operator)emergency. Which service do you require? 224 00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:44,683 Hello? Who's there? 225 00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:45,767 I can't help thinking 226 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,058 that I might've had little more sympathy and understanding 227 00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:52,791 had our positions been reversed, and I was in your shoes. 228 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:58,892 You're not in my shoes, Christopher, and never will be. 229 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,791 (Sydney) And never will be. 230 00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,100 And never will be. 231 00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:06,624 And never will be. 232 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,791 Why not? 233 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,433 [Siren wailing] 234 00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:41,624 [Tires screeching] 235 00:14:57,832 --> 00:15:01,767 Well, I'd just been downstairs to get my checkbook. 236 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:04,683 Well, I was helping him out, you see. 237 00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,767 And when I came back, he was gone. 238 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,100 I suppose it was a heart attack. 239 00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:12,433 No. Not a heart attack, Lord Pepper. 240 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:13,933 No? I presumed. 241 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:17,666 (Doctor) No. Your brother was murdered. 242 00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:21,666 Murdered? 243 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:38,499 [Ambulance siren wailing] 244 00:16:00,874 --> 00:16:05,249 Yes, Mr. Salt. Your partner's been murdered. 245 00:16:12,249 --> 00:16:14,291 You dirty... 246 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:22,017 (Crock) All right, let him go! 247 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:22,768 [Yelling] 248 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,082 (Crock) Let him go! 249 00:16:27,707 --> 00:16:29,666 Are you mad? 250 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,225 He killed him. 251 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:34,225 You are insane. 252 00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:37,166 Are you all right, milord? 253 00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,933 I think so. 254 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,600 How dare you attack his lordship 255 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,308 and make allegations of that kind. 256 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:43,725 That ain't no allegation, man. 257 00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,642 He killed him. They were alone. 258 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:46,518 They were not alone. 259 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,267 Someone came in through that window 260 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,183 and shot him with a poisoned dart. 261 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:52,707 A kind of African... 262 00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:56,249 African blowpipe gun. 263 00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,975 Now, where were you during this past hour? 264 00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:01,225 Oh no, I don't believe this, man. 265 00:17:01,249 --> 00:17:02,808 Sure, I'd Kill him, wouldn't I? 266 00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:05,142 I would kill Chris, my best friend. 267 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:10,642 Milord, would you like to charge this man with malicious assault? 268 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:13,142 No, just forget it. 269 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,791 [Phone ringing] 270 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,124 Milord, the, uh, the telephone. 271 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,267 [Phone continues ringing] 272 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,874 I'm... i'm... i'm... i'm... 273 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:34,207 [Phone continues ringing] 274 00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:36,892 (Belton) Lord Pepper? 275 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:37,559 Speaking. 276 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,808 What's this about delaying your report? You've been back for 24 hours. 277 00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:42,475 We want it urgently. 278 00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:46,725 Oh... oh... oh, yes... yes. The report. 279 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:51,582 Yeah, well, I... I can't talk now. People are here. 280 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:56,933 Behaving very oddly. 281 00:17:56,957 --> 00:17:59,017 Didn't sound himself at all. 282 00:17:59,041 --> 00:17:59,809 And the report? 283 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,642 Well, he couldn't talk, people there. 284 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,850 We'll try him again later. 285 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,100 That will be all for now, milord. 286 00:18:05,124 --> 00:18:08,475 And thank you for being so patient. 287 00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:11,082 Thank you, inspector. 288 00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,541 Come on, you. Out. 289 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,433 That's all right, inspector. 290 00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,475 I want to have a word with him. 291 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,850 Milord, this man is dangerous. 292 00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:27,350 I can take care of myself and him. 293 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,808 Very good, milord. 294 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:31,767 You lift one finger against his lordship, 295 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:35,207 and I'll send you down for 5 years. 296 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,041 Milord. 297 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,166 Would you like a drink? 298 00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:51,749 I don't wanna drink with you. 299 00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,291 Quite. 300 00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:09,558 I understand how you feel, Salt. 301 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,832 Well, if I were you, I'd be pretty scared. 302 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,475 My dear fellow, be sensible. 303 00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,309 [Clears throat] 304 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,767 Why would I kill Christopher? 305 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,058 Just to save myself 500 pounds? 306 00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,517 I don't know. 307 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:25,416 But I intend to find out. 308 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,642 Look, you wanted to talk to me. What about? 309 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:33,183 Well, judging from your rather violent reaction to my brother's death, 310 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:37,624 I gather that you were rather attached to him. 311 00:19:41,207 --> 00:19:42,350 Attached? 312 00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:45,808 Let me tell you something that you're not gonna understand. 313 00:19:45,832 --> 00:19:50,582 Because, see, I... I never really understood it myself. 314 00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:54,999 But he liked me. 315 00:19:55,874 --> 00:20:01,624 See, he was the best friend that I had in the entire world. 316 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:07,582 He liked me. 317 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:15,166 Well, uh, 318 00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:19,267 now that he's... 319 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:24,100 Now that you're by yourself, what are you going to do? 320 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,683 6 months, remember? 321 00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:27,393 Oh, you... 322 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:30,475 You needn't. I... I mean, I'll pay your fine. 323 00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:34,808 And you can come and work for me at... at Pepperworth Castle. 324 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:39,457 Why? Particularly, why me? 325 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,351 Oh, well... 326 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:44,267 Perhaps I misjudged you. You... you seem like a loyal sort of fellow, 327 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:47,267 and... I need someone like that. 328 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:51,291 What for, man, to lower the drawbridge? 329 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,142 No, no, nothing menial, I assure you. 330 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,350 I'm planning a lot of changes down there, you see. 331 00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:01,558 And I need a sort of... Well, a controller. 332 00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:05,082 Someone who can run the estate. 333 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:11,124 Well, it's better than 6 months in jail, isn't it? 334 00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:14,457 Why don't you think it over? 335 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,166 Well, 336 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,666 I don't get it. 337 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,100 But I'll go with it. 338 00:21:24,124 --> 00:21:29,874 'Cause I just gotta find out what makes that head turn around. 339 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,100 (Preacher) There are some of US who strive unremittingly 340 00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:38,058 [bell tolling] To make our gifts precious 341 00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:39,225 acceptable in his sight. 342 00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:45,957 There are others who care not what they are or what they become. 343 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:53,642 Christopher Pepper was struck down in dastardly fashion 344 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:56,017 at the very prime of life. 345 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:58,975 I did not know the deceased personally, 346 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:01,517 but whatever his earthly life may have been, 347 00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:07,933 let us pray that he is now in some place of eternal refreshment 348 00:22:07,957 --> 00:22:12,207 and safely across the heavenly bar. 349 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,475 Poor old Charlie. 350 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,517 Shall I tell him? 351 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:17,642 (Preacher) "I am the resurrection..." 352 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:18,933 Guess I should. 353 00:22:18,957 --> 00:22:22,916 (Preacher) "He that believeth in me, though he were dead" 354 00:22:22,957 --> 00:22:24,058 "yet shall he live. 355 00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:29,100 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die." 356 00:22:29,124 --> 00:22:34,058 No. Better wait and see if I get away with it. 357 00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:35,767 You miserable little traitor. 358 00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:37,350 How could you work for a man like that? 359 00:22:37,374 --> 00:22:40,475 You couldn't say no to a comfortable pad, could you? 360 00:22:40,499 --> 00:22:42,850 "Yes, milord. No, milord." 361 00:22:42,874 --> 00:22:44,725 Charlie Salt, listen to me. 362 00:22:44,749 --> 00:22:47,475 I never thought I'd ever say this to you, 363 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,600 but you're the lowest, man. 364 00:22:49,624 --> 00:22:51,100 You're a rat. 365 00:22:51,124 --> 00:22:54,499 In fact, it's worse than that. 366 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,957 You're a stone Uncle Tom. 367 00:22:58,374 --> 00:23:03,225 Well, you listen to me, and you listen good, baby. 368 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,499 I'll be an Uncle Tom. 369 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:05,808 I'll be the best one he's ever had. 370 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:10,433 I'll run his errands and I'll shine his shoes. You dig? 371 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:14,392 Because I have a hunch he killed Chris. 372 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,624 And if he did, 373 00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:18,643 I'm gonna kill him. 374 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:22,249 (Preacher) Even so in Christ shall all... 375 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,475 That's Sydney Pepper, all right. 376 00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:32,476 You killed the wrong man. 377 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:37,749 How could I tell? They're twins. He had his back to me. 378 00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:38,933 Well, get him now. 379 00:23:38,957 --> 00:23:40,558 Right. But get him! 380 00:23:40,582 --> 00:23:43,207 All right, all right. 381 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:05,791 Go on, man, what are you waiting for? 382 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,808 You missed him, you dope. 383 00:24:11,832 --> 00:24:14,624 He moved his ruddy head. 384 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,600 Well, get him now! 385 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:18,499 All right, all right. 386 00:24:33,957 --> 00:24:37,457 Well, that bloody turf gave way. 387 00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:49,683 [Shouting] 388 00:24:49,707 --> 00:24:51,457 [Grunting] 389 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,933 [Charlie shouting] 390 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,541 Wait! 391 00:25:07,082 --> 00:25:08,791 [Groaning] 392 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,374 [Grunting] 393 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:14,374 Charlie! 394 00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:17,082 (Chris) Easy. 395 00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:19,374 [Grunting] 396 00:25:22,582 --> 00:25:24,749 [Charlie shouting] 397 00:25:30,707 --> 00:25:32,916 [Charlie grunting] 398 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,749 [Grunting] 399 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:46,499 [Charlie exclaiming] 400 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:51,207 (Chris) And one. 401 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:05,041 [Charlie and Chris groaning] 402 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,041 Shoo. 403 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,791 [Phone ringing] 404 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:23,850 Um, um, Salt, would you answer the phone, please? 405 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,933 If it's some man about a report, 406 00:26:25,957 --> 00:26:28,332 tell him I've lost it. 407 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,832 What? 408 00:26:36,874 --> 00:26:38,433 Lord! 409 00:26:38,457 --> 00:26:39,808 Oh, lord! 410 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,832 (Chris) Don't call me lord, I'm not god. 411 00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:44,601 Milord, 412 00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:49,475 you ain't gonna believe what this cat's saying on the phone. 413 00:26:49,499 --> 00:26:51,666 He wants to know 414 00:26:52,624 --> 00:26:55,808 if you're gonna hold your ball. 415 00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:57,183 What? 416 00:26:57,207 --> 00:26:59,350 That's what he said, 417 00:26:59,374 --> 00:27:02,624 and if you ain't gonna hold it, 418 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:05,499 do you wanna drop it? 419 00:27:12,374 --> 00:27:13,957 Hello? 420 00:27:14,249 --> 00:27:16,600 Oh, yes. Yes, Tombs. 421 00:27:16,624 --> 00:27:21,124 Yes. Yes, a sad day. Thank you. 422 00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:22,518 What? 423 00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:26,642 Oh, yes, yes. Yes, I think we should proceed with it. 424 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:29,666 Seeing as it's for charity. 425 00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:32,600 We'll be driving down after lunch. 426 00:27:32,624 --> 00:27:34,457 Thank you. 427 00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:38,791 A charity ball at the castle this week. 428 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,624 Milord. 429 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:48,850 Yes? 430 00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:52,933 Your vest, it was in the wastepaper basket. 431 00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:55,499 You were going to throw it away? 432 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,749 Yes, I meant to. 433 00:27:57,957 --> 00:28:00,624 You can have it if you want. 434 00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:43,392 Milord, milord, Miss Tomkins presents her apologies. 435 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,600 Couldn't be here. Gone to town 436 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:49,142 to the doctor's about her bad knee. 437 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,541 Thank you, Tombs. 438 00:28:58,832 --> 00:29:03,666 This is the upstairs maid I was telling you about. 439 00:29:03,957 --> 00:29:07,332 Still has a glint in her eye. 440 00:29:14,624 --> 00:29:19,267 Tomkins, eh? That's a good bet for you, Salt. 441 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,142 Bad knee, should slow her down to a mere walk. 442 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:25,767 Milord, a welcome ginger beer for you and your friend. 443 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:29,558 This is our housekeeper, Alice. 444 00:29:29,582 --> 00:29:33,332 (Alice) I'm terribly sorry, milord. 445 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,791 [Mumbles] 446 00:29:39,624 --> 00:29:42,124 [Bells tolling] 447 00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:30,642 Well, these are... These are my humble lodgings. 448 00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:34,308 Oh, this doesn't keep you off the streets, I'll tell you that. 449 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:39,183 Uh, Tombs, I'd like Mr. Salt to have the Emperor Suite. 450 00:30:39,207 --> 00:30:40,392 Will you take him along? 451 00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:43,374 Yes. And I'll see you later. 452 00:30:48,707 --> 00:30:50,916 [Door closing] 453 00:30:58,666 --> 00:30:59,393 I'm sure glad 454 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:02,475 the lord decided to modernize the bedrooms at least 455 00:31:02,499 --> 00:31:07,957 'cause otherwise a castle like this can get pretty spooky. 456 00:31:10,457 --> 00:31:14,725 Oh, so sorry, sir, I neglected to get the key. 457 00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:18,207 I shan't be half a moment, sir. 458 00:31:19,957 --> 00:31:20,851 Don't hurry. 459 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,499 Oh, but I shall, sir. 460 00:34:19,249 --> 00:34:21,207 That's soft. 461 00:34:21,957 --> 00:34:24,600 That's a soft bed, boy. 462 00:34:24,624 --> 00:34:26,183 [Footsteps approaching] 463 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:29,350 Mr. Salt, let me assist you. 464 00:34:29,374 --> 00:34:30,600 Thank you. 465 00:34:30,624 --> 00:34:33,725 Give me your hand. I'll help you up. 466 00:34:33,749 --> 00:34:35,558 That's really a soft bed. 467 00:34:35,582 --> 00:34:38,058 But indeed, best down, sir. 468 00:34:38,082 --> 00:34:41,475 Now, sir, I'd best show you around. 469 00:34:41,499 --> 00:34:42,476 Yeah, I think that's best. 470 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:47,291 If you come with me, sir. That's better. 471 00:34:47,374 --> 00:34:48,309 Are you all right, sir? 472 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:49,517 Oh, I'm right behind you. 473 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:52,541 Good, that's better. 474 00:34:54,332 --> 00:34:56,957 [Footsteps pattering] 475 00:34:57,791 --> 00:35:00,166 Bathroom here, sir. 476 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:02,808 Gas hot water geyser here. 477 00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:05,600 Better show you how it works, hadn't I? 478 00:35:05,624 --> 00:35:08,017 Yeah, I think you better. 479 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:12,100 You were master Christopher's partner, sir. 480 00:35:12,124 --> 00:35:13,101 Yes, I was. 481 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:16,832 Ah, there was a lovely boy. 482 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,183 You liked him? 483 00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:20,933 Liked him? Loved him. 484 00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:23,183 There will never be another like him. 485 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:28,308 Tombs, I think you and I are gonna get along famously. 486 00:35:28,332 --> 00:35:32,916 Any friend of master Christopher's is a friend of mine, sir. 487 00:35:32,957 --> 00:35:33,601 Thank you. 488 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:38,475 Now, sir, what you have to do is to light this little jet 489 00:35:38,499 --> 00:35:41,808 and then you turn the tap in 490 00:35:41,832 --> 00:35:42,476 and the, uh... 491 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,850 The main burners light up. I see. 492 00:35:44,874 --> 00:35:45,643 Right? Right. 493 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:49,457 Now, sir, remember. Little jet first. 494 00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:55,624 [Crashing] 495 00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:01,166 [Springs twanging] 496 00:36:11,124 --> 00:36:12,666 [Grunting] 497 00:36:21,832 --> 00:36:23,933 Was that quite clear, sir? 498 00:36:23,957 --> 00:36:26,183 Or shall I demonstrate again? 499 00:36:26,207 --> 00:36:28,933 Oh, no. No more demonstrations. 500 00:36:28,957 --> 00:36:30,100 I have it all in my mind now. 501 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:33,808 Yes, but you see, it's very useful to have a geyser, sir. 502 00:36:33,832 --> 00:36:35,392 I don't want a geezer or a geyser. 503 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,642 I have no use for that kind of thing. 504 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:39,725 Whatever happened to just taps? You just turn it on, 505 00:36:39,749 --> 00:36:40,434 like hot, cold? 506 00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,142 That's all I need. Do you understand that? 507 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:44,100 You get hot and cold from the geyser. 508 00:36:44,124 --> 00:36:45,392 From the geezer? That's right. 509 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:47,558 I'll use a wash and dry. I don't really need a tub. 510 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:50,558 I'll stay this color anyway, no matter how many times I wash. 511 00:36:50,582 --> 00:36:52,892 So that's it for me. See, I don't need no geezer, 512 00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:56,332 and I don't need no more any kind of instructions. 513 00:36:56,374 --> 00:36:57,332 I'm not gonna go see the... 514 00:36:57,374 --> 00:37:01,791 I came across this in the hall. Is it yours? 515 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:07,124 Yes, it's mine. 516 00:37:07,457 --> 00:37:08,975 I don't think you'll be needing it here. 517 00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:14,332 We don't use this kind of weapon for sporting shooting. 518 00:37:15,124 --> 00:37:20,142 I didn't bring this for sport, sport. 519 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:23,808 I brought this for something else. 520 00:37:23,832 --> 00:37:27,166 And these ain't no blanks. 521 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:13,832 ♪ Where do I go from here ♪ 522 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:19,041 ♪ Now that you've gone away? ♪ 523 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:27,624 ♪ To tell you the truth, my friend ♪ 524 00:38:27,749 --> 00:38:32,791 ♪ I think I've lost my way ♪ 525 00:38:35,707 --> 00:38:38,850 ♪ And where do I find ♪ 526 00:38:38,874 --> 00:38:44,457 ♪ That special kind of laugh that once ♪ 527 00:38:45,082 --> 00:38:47,957 ♪ We used to share ♪ 528 00:38:49,707 --> 00:38:54,725 ♪ There's nowhere I know that I can go ♪ 529 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:59,166 ♪ That's gonna take me there ♪ 530 00:38:59,874 --> 00:39:04,207 ♪ Take me there ♪ 531 00:39:06,499 --> 00:39:11,791 ♪ What do I do from now on? ♪ 532 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:15,433 ♪ I'm on my own ♪ 533 00:39:15,457 --> 00:39:20,308 ♪ And now this stage ♪ 534 00:39:20,332 --> 00:39:23,683 ♪ That I stand upon ♪ 535 00:39:23,707 --> 00:39:28,749 ♪ Is so very empty now ♪ 536 00:39:30,624 --> 00:39:35,142 ♪ There must come a time ♪ 537 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,808 ♪ The sun's gonna shine ♪ 538 00:39:37,832 --> 00:39:43,666 ♪ To warm this sad old heart ♪ 539 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:46,707 ♪ Of mine ♪ 540 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:50,707 ♪ Just when I don't know ♪ 541 00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:57,457 ♪ So where do I go from here? ♪ 542 00:40:46,582 --> 00:40:52,267 ♪ What do I do from now on? ♪ 543 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:57,832 ♪ I'm on my own and how ♪ 544 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:04,475 ♪ This stage that I stand upon ♪ 545 00:41:04,499 --> 00:41:09,457 ♪ Is so very empty now ♪ 546 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:14,642 ♪ So what happens now? ♪ 547 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,808 ♪ I wish I could tell ♪ 548 00:41:17,832 --> 00:41:20,892 ♪ There's just one thing ♪ 549 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:25,249 ♪ I know darn well ♪ 550 00:41:31,332 --> 00:41:37,207 ♪ Where do I go from here? ♪♪ 551 00:41:45,707 --> 00:41:48,082 Miss you, pally. 552 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:06,017 Now look, I don't like Lord Pepper, 553 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:09,142 and I don't give a damn what happens to him personally 554 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:13,433 but I want his report before they get him. 555 00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:16,058 Pepper must be aware of the danger, sir. 556 00:42:16,082 --> 00:42:19,225 So there has to be a good reason for this delay. 557 00:42:19,249 --> 00:42:19,893 Oh, I see. 558 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:22,808 While we are waiting on his lordship's pleasure, 559 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:27,142 another fortune in diamonds gets smuggled into the country. 560 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:27,893 Now, damn it, 561 00:42:27,917 --> 00:42:31,142 you said he was on the verge of cracking the ring wide open. 562 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:33,475 That was the impression he gave us. 563 00:42:33,499 --> 00:42:36,058 I don't want impressions! 564 00:42:36,082 --> 00:42:37,725 I want facts! 565 00:42:37,749 --> 00:42:41,499 Now get someone to Pepper and get that report. 566 00:42:45,374 --> 00:42:47,582 [Clock ticking] 567 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,082 [Clinking] 568 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:13,582 [Clock continues ticking] 569 00:43:35,582 --> 00:43:37,666 [Bell clanging] 570 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:56,499 [Inaudible] 571 00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:22,017 [Clears throat] 572 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,850 I trust it's to your liking, sir. 573 00:45:24,874 --> 00:45:29,725 Chateau Lafite Rothschild, 1955. 574 00:45:29,749 --> 00:45:34,558 Oh, that's about the same year you left the kitchen, huh? 575 00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,707 Oh, never mind. 576 00:45:40,499 --> 00:45:42,457 Ah, marvelous. 577 00:45:45,082 --> 00:45:46,707 Velvet. 578 00:45:47,749 --> 00:45:50,767 Master Christopher's favorite, sir. 579 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:53,541 It's gotta be a groove. 580 00:46:08,749 --> 00:46:09,434 [Clears throat] 581 00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,600 [Mumbling] Uh, good morn... 582 00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:13,624 Good evening, Tate, uh, Tombs. 583 00:46:14,957 --> 00:46:16,892 What the devil is that? 584 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:19,666 Your warm milk, milord. 585 00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:21,350 Oh, thank you. 586 00:46:21,374 --> 00:46:24,100 Would you care to taste it, milord? 587 00:46:24,124 --> 00:46:25,582 No. 588 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,225 [Exclaims] 589 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,475 Excellent wine, milord. 590 00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:36,600 You should try some. 591 00:46:36,624 --> 00:46:39,457 You don't know what you're missing. 592 00:46:39,499 --> 00:46:41,225 Perhaps I don't. 593 00:46:41,249 --> 00:46:45,600 Um, maybe I should try some just this once. 594 00:46:45,624 --> 00:46:48,624 Well, it is your wine. 595 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:53,267 Uh, why don't you move down here 596 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:56,457 and bring the bottle with you? 597 00:46:57,582 --> 00:47:00,082 That's a good idea. 598 00:47:10,707 --> 00:47:17,166 Tell me, what did you and Christopher do in your spare time to relax? 599 00:47:17,749 --> 00:47:22,416 Well, we used to have fun. 600 00:47:24,124 --> 00:47:29,207 There was always, you know, the blues and the broads. 601 00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:34,683 But most of all, we just sort of had laughs, that's all. 602 00:47:34,707 --> 00:47:36,183 What else did you two do? 603 00:47:36,207 --> 00:47:39,933 I mean, it couldn't have been all booze... 604 00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:42,332 Whiskey and girls? 605 00:47:42,624 --> 00:47:46,416 We used to play gin a lot. Gin rummy. 606 00:47:47,624 --> 00:47:48,393 That Chris. 607 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:52,808 He was really a champ, man, I could never beat him. 608 00:47:52,832 --> 00:47:53,850 What fun. 609 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:56,892 What great fun. You must teach me. 610 00:47:56,916 --> 00:48:01,058 Milord, Miss Tomkins has returned from the doctor's 611 00:48:01,082 --> 00:48:03,725 and would like to present her compliments. 612 00:48:03,749 --> 00:48:06,058 Yes, then wheel her in, would you? 613 00:48:06,082 --> 00:48:08,767 And prepare the card table in the library. 614 00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:11,124 Yes, milord. 615 00:48:12,332 --> 00:48:13,808 Miss Tomkins. 616 00:48:13,832 --> 00:48:17,416 I think she's the one with housemaid's knee. 617 00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:30,309 Good evening, milord. 618 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:34,350 I'm so sorry I wasn't here when you arrived. 619 00:48:34,374 --> 00:48:35,517 [Clearing throat] Oh yes... 620 00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:38,058 Uh, it's quite... quite all right. 621 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,707 T-t-this is Mr. Salt. 622 00:48:40,957 --> 00:48:43,374 Mr. Salt? Hello. 623 00:48:43,832 --> 00:48:46,100 I've sorted out your correspondence. 624 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:49,058 Um, everything can wait till the morning. 625 00:48:49,082 --> 00:48:51,558 Uh, uh, good. Good. 626 00:48:51,582 --> 00:48:53,666 Same hour then? 627 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,143 Yes, yes. 628 00:48:56,167 --> 00:49:00,100 Good night, milord. Mr. Salt. 629 00:49:00,124 --> 00:49:01,624 Good night. 630 00:49:11,041 --> 00:49:11,893 Oh, dear. What? 631 00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:14,933 I hate to be a bore, but can I just ask you one... one thing? 632 00:49:14,957 --> 00:49:16,392 Anything you want, milord. 633 00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:19,642 All right. Well, I have 3 sixes 634 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:24,791 3 kings and... and 4 aces. Now w-what does that mean? 635 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:30,124 You put the cards down on the table, and you say "gin." 636 00:49:30,207 --> 00:49:33,017 Oh, I see. Now in that order, I mean, 637 00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,558 the kings go first and then the... 638 00:49:34,582 --> 00:49:37,017 Just put the cards down on the table, milord. 639 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:40,767 Oh, very well. There we are. 640 00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:44,600 Now I've gotta count what I've got in my hand. 641 00:49:44,624 --> 00:49:49,142 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 642 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:52,100 70, 80. Gin is 30. 643 00:49:52,124 --> 00:49:53,892 And, um... Oh, my goodness. 644 00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:55,600 Double, is it, you said? Yes. 645 00:49:55,624 --> 00:49:57,933 Yes, that's 200. 646 00:49:57,957 --> 00:50:01,350 You've won the first game on a blitz, milord. 647 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:02,059 Oh, a blitz? 648 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:06,350 Yes, that means the other person didn't get nothing. 649 00:50:06,374 --> 00:50:07,499 I see. 650 00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:09,267 I'm... I'm in that column, I see. 651 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:12,433 Yes, and this one is all over for me. 652 00:50:12,457 --> 00:50:13,808 So then we do it again? 653 00:50:13,832 --> 00:50:15,017 Yes, we do it again. 654 00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:17,933 You just deal the cards, will you, please? 655 00:50:17,957 --> 00:50:19,499 Yes. 656 00:50:21,832 --> 00:50:24,124 [Clock chiming] 657 00:50:25,207 --> 00:50:29,166 Oh, terrible hand. Ghastly. 658 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:31,791 Oh, that's too bad. 659 00:50:32,624 --> 00:50:34,749 Let's see now. 660 00:50:35,416 --> 00:50:40,416 Will that do for me? Put this over here. 661 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,642 [Ringing] 662 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,142 I say. Right in the middle. 663 00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:48,291 I do believe it's gin again. 664 00:50:51,624 --> 00:50:53,475 So, Salt, does it make any difference 665 00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:58,082 if it goes from... from the ace through to the... 666 00:50:59,832 --> 00:51:03,892 Where... where did you learn to do that? 667 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:06,017 Oh, that... that. My old nanny used to do that. 668 00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:10,183 She had terrible arthritis, she used to do that all the time. 669 00:51:10,207 --> 00:51:11,749 Nanny. 670 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:16,600 20, 30, 40, 60, 671 00:51:16,624 --> 00:51:19,666 64 and 6... 672 00:51:23,124 --> 00:51:25,499 ♪♪[Humming] 673 00:51:28,957 --> 00:51:31,642 Now, milord, you will learn a lesson. 674 00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:35,767 The knock card is 4. Watch this. 675 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:38,183 3 eights, 3 sixes, 676 00:51:38,207 --> 00:51:43,666 4, 3, and a 5, and back at a 4. 677 00:51:44,332 --> 00:51:46,832 I knock with 2. 678 00:51:47,249 --> 00:51:50,642 Oh, I say, splendid. 679 00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:51,933 But what do I do? Uh, oh. 680 00:51:51,957 --> 00:51:55,058 You just count up all that jazz you have. Yes. 681 00:51:55,082 --> 00:51:57,808 I see 3 sevens, yes. 682 00:51:57,832 --> 00:51:58,768 3 Jacks, 683 00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:03,499 3 fives and that leaves me with one. 684 00:52:04,249 --> 00:52:05,558 That's an undercut. 685 00:52:05,582 --> 00:52:06,184 What? 686 00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:09,183 That means you get 26 points. 687 00:52:09,207 --> 00:52:11,933 Oh, jolly hockey stick. 688 00:52:11,957 --> 00:52:15,350 Just one more set. One 3 games across, 689 00:52:15,374 --> 00:52:16,309 because I've gotta get... 690 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,058 What is that? Huh, huh, huh? Come on, we play. 691 00:52:18,082 --> 00:52:20,392 [Clock chiming] Well, it is getting awfully sort of late. 692 00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:23,475 And we've got a big, big day tomorrow, you know. 693 00:52:23,499 --> 00:52:24,309 Big day tomorrow? 694 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:27,957 Yes. Why don't we just sort of put it away? 695 00:52:28,332 --> 00:52:31,183 Oh, for a hot bath and bed, what? 696 00:52:31,207 --> 00:52:32,433 Listen, speaking of baths, mmm? 697 00:52:32,457 --> 00:52:35,517 What am I going to do about one? Oh, use mine. 698 00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:37,124 Hey, thanks. 699 00:52:37,832 --> 00:52:40,808 In... in there tonight, 700 00:52:40,832 --> 00:52:44,392 you had the wine and playing cards, you were much like Chris. 701 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:47,308 It was like being with him again. 702 00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:50,808 It's a shame you never knew what a great guy he was. 703 00:52:50,832 --> 00:52:53,707 Well, see you in a minute. Hmm. 704 00:52:55,874 --> 00:52:57,499 [Door opening] 705 00:52:58,291 --> 00:52:59,916 [Door closing] 706 00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:32,184 What's the matter, Sydney? 707 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:35,058 You look as if you've never seen me before. 708 00:53:35,082 --> 00:53:35,643 [Sighs] 709 00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:38,517 Well, it has been quite some time. 710 00:53:38,541 --> 00:53:39,808 [Clears throat] 711 00:53:39,832 --> 00:53:41,225 3 weeks. 712 00:53:41,249 --> 00:53:44,999 Well, come on. Don't just sit there. 713 00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:48,308 I'm not quite sure... 714 00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:51,124 Darling, you do your best. 715 00:53:51,249 --> 00:53:52,832 [Whistling] 716 00:53:55,624 --> 00:53:56,975 Get up. What is it? 717 00:53:56,999 --> 00:53:59,933 It's Salt. He's coming here to take a bath. 718 00:53:59,957 --> 00:54:02,416 I must stop him. 719 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,291 [Whistling] 720 00:54:15,957 --> 00:54:18,499 [Chris whistling through telecom] 721 00:54:18,624 --> 00:54:19,642 [Blowing] 722 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:20,683 Salt! 723 00:54:20,707 --> 00:54:22,416 [Chris whistling] 724 00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:31,683 (Chris) Salt, you there? 725 00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:35,392 I wish I didn't answer you because that would mean I wasn't. 726 00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:38,725 Oh, uh, listen, forget about the bath tonight. 727 00:54:38,749 --> 00:54:40,517 Forget... 728 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:42,600 Milord, I am dirty. 729 00:54:42,624 --> 00:54:44,642 Oh, then commit yourself to a laundry. 730 00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:48,041 There's no bath tonight, that's final. 731 00:54:52,249 --> 00:54:54,350 [Chris whimpering] 732 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,582 [Chris chattering] 733 00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:02,416 [Chris sighing] 734 00:55:03,749 --> 00:55:05,767 [Chris moaning] 735 00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:06,643 [Chris sighing] 736 00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:09,749 (Chris) Oh, you're so beautiful. 737 00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:11,916 [Chris chuckling] 738 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:16,166 [Chris moaning] 739 00:55:24,082 --> 00:55:25,308 Ah, when I'm with you, 740 00:55:25,332 --> 00:55:29,207 you make me feel like I'm 17 again. 741 00:55:30,832 --> 00:55:32,892 Yeah, they're brothers all right. 742 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:36,624 The same line that Chris always used. 743 00:55:42,624 --> 00:55:44,666 The same line! 744 00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:55,124 [Gasps] 745 00:56:01,082 --> 00:56:02,582 [Barks] 746 00:56:07,707 --> 00:56:09,707 [Snarling] 747 00:56:23,832 --> 00:56:25,416 [Exclaiming] 748 00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:27,291 ♪♪[Humming] 749 00:56:35,416 --> 00:56:37,249 [Gasps] 750 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:39,957 (Charlie) Milord! 751 00:56:42,124 --> 00:56:43,142 [Exclaims] 752 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:45,666 Good morning, milord. 753 00:56:45,957 --> 00:56:46,643 [Chuckling] 754 00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:49,183 And how does the rest of the day find you? 755 00:56:49,207 --> 00:56:52,142 Rotten, thank you. What do you want? 756 00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:54,308 Nothing, milord, of importance. 757 00:56:54,332 --> 00:56:56,267 I came here merely to tell you 758 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:58,600 that you were right all along. 759 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,142 Oh, about what? 760 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:00,934 About everything. 761 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:04,933 The job, the castle, the atmosphere. 762 00:57:04,957 --> 00:57:07,975 So you're beginning to like it down here, huh? 763 00:57:07,999 --> 00:57:13,350 Like it? Like it! Love it. I love it. 764 00:57:13,374 --> 00:57:13,893 Love it. 765 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:15,808 You were also right about Chris, of course. Huh? 766 00:57:15,832 --> 00:57:18,142 Well, he wasn't a winner at all, was he? 767 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,558 He was a bit of a loser. 768 00:57:19,582 --> 00:57:21,124 [Sniggers] 769 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:23,642 You've changed your tune, haven't you? 770 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:25,475 It's because of you, milord. 771 00:57:25,499 --> 00:57:27,892 I mean, you're the type of man that I want to be around. 772 00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:31,183 You represent all the... The great things in life. 773 00:57:31,207 --> 00:57:33,933 You have dignity, society. 774 00:57:33,957 --> 00:57:35,058 You have a great life. 775 00:57:35,082 --> 00:57:38,142 This is livin', babe! Oh, pardon me, milord. 776 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:38,809 [Chuckles] 777 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:42,225 I got carried away there just for a second. 778 00:57:42,249 --> 00:57:46,267 It is always nice to have loyal friends 779 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:50,874 who follow you to the grave, if not beyond. 780 00:57:53,082 --> 00:57:57,683 Well, milord, you know, a cheer here and there. 781 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,933 I am a bit of an actor. 782 00:57:59,957 --> 00:58:02,267 But in point of fact, 783 00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:05,541 I didn't like him. 784 00:58:06,707 --> 00:58:07,476 Why not? 785 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,183 Because he didn't like me. 786 00:58:09,207 --> 00:58:11,600 You see, it was a bit of a game we always played. 787 00:58:11,624 --> 00:58:12,933 You know, that... that sort of thing. 788 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:16,767 What I mean is, he cheated me, I cheated him... 789 00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:19,308 And, of course, there was always the ladies. 790 00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:22,392 Oh, the beautiful ladies. 791 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,957 [Squeals] 792 00:58:24,124 --> 00:58:27,933 Actually, he was a bit of a loser there, too. 793 00:58:27,957 --> 00:58:29,475 I say, steady. 794 00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:31,558 No, I mean it actually because, you see, 795 00:58:31,582 --> 00:58:34,017 he would pick them up for a couple of weeks, 796 00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:35,808 and then they would drop him, 797 00:58:35,832 --> 00:58:40,267 and then, of course, guess who they would pick up then? 798 00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,832 [Snickers] 799 00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:44,207 Little me. 800 00:58:44,749 --> 00:58:45,268 Oh. 801 00:58:45,292 --> 00:58:47,642 The latest one, what was her name again? Let me think. 802 00:58:47,666 --> 00:58:50,225 Oh, yes. Janine, Janine. That was her name. 803 00:58:50,249 --> 00:58:52,725 Oh, he was crazy about her, sir. 804 00:58:52,749 --> 00:58:54,100 Really crazy about her. 805 00:58:54,124 --> 00:58:56,267 I can hear her now, saying to him: 806 00:58:56,291 --> 00:59:00,267 "Oh, Christopher, I must leave you now, 807 00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:03,749 I must go home to mother." 808 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:08,725 Here's the mother she went home to! 809 00:59:08,749 --> 00:59:10,749 [Guffawing] 810 00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:11,393 Out. Out. 811 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:13,017 Was it something I said, milord? Get out. 812 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:14,267 Was it something I said? Out! Out! 813 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,975 I want you out of here. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Wait. 814 00:59:16,999 --> 00:59:18,683 I have an idea. What? 815 00:59:18,707 --> 00:59:20,183 Why don't I get out? 816 00:59:20,207 --> 00:59:21,142 Out. 817 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:21,725 Out! 818 00:59:21,749 --> 00:59:22,726 Anything you say, milord. 819 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,850 But remember, if you but need a thing, 820 00:59:24,874 --> 00:59:29,975 open up your door and yell for the twit, and I shall be here. 821 00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:32,808 Can I do anything for you now, milord, before I leave? 822 00:59:32,832 --> 00:59:36,767 I suggest you get rid of that ridiculous British accent. 823 00:59:36,791 --> 00:59:38,308 It doesn't suit you. 824 00:59:38,332 --> 00:59:40,517 It doesn't suit me? 825 00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:43,183 It doesn't suit me! 826 00:59:43,207 --> 00:59:45,100 Well, suppose I say to you 827 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:47,392 that we gonna meet later on down the line, 828 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:51,916 we'll simonize our watches, hit the whole sack of crackerjacks, 829 00:59:51,957 --> 00:59:53,017 throw them in the back, milord. 830 00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:56,683 And I'll see that we have a meeting at the lodge hall. 831 00:59:56,707 --> 01:00:01,249 And I'll get Ruby Begonia on the phone there. 832 01:00:01,457 --> 01:00:03,249 ♪♪[Humming] 833 01:00:04,916 --> 01:00:05,851 [Exclaiming] 834 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,808 Oh, is he gonna get his now! 835 01:00:08,832 --> 01:00:10,267 [Shrieks] 836 01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:12,041 ♪♪[Humming] 837 01:00:22,874 --> 01:00:23,851 Business in South Africa? 838 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:27,308 Monkey business! You were never off the horizontal. 839 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,309 I don't know what you're... 840 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:32,225 Lord Sydney square. Lord "bam-bam, thank you, ma'am." 841 01:00:32,249 --> 01:00:33,975 But I... I don't know who's been teaching you, 842 01:00:33,999 --> 01:00:37,808 but you've certainly found yourself a great mistress. 843 01:00:37,832 --> 01:00:41,475 Some of the boys recommended you gentlemen very highly. 844 01:00:41,499 --> 01:00:47,725 Said that you're experts at getting stubborn people to, uh, talk. 845 01:00:47,749 --> 01:00:49,017 They generally sing for us. 846 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:52,183 They... they generally sing for us. 847 01:00:52,207 --> 01:00:53,225 Yes, well, 848 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:54,059 this is the situation. 849 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:57,308 Pepper was employed by Interpol to try and bust my outfit, 850 01:00:57,332 --> 01:01:00,850 but I bought him, and he worked for me instead. 851 01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,308 You bought Lord Pepper? 852 01:01:02,332 --> 01:01:04,475 Everyone has a price, Mr. Wilson. 853 01:01:04,499 --> 01:01:06,392 Mr. Wilson has a price? 854 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:08,267 You're Mr. Wilson. Oh. 855 01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:12,100 Mr. Gordon, there's a big ball on at the castle tonight. 856 01:01:12,124 --> 01:01:15,558 All the better. Be able to slip inside and wait for him. 857 01:01:15,582 --> 01:01:16,642 Now, there's no time to waste. 858 01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:20,433 We've got to get to him first or else someone else will. 859 01:01:20,457 --> 01:01:21,725 Who? 860 01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:22,933 Interpol? 861 01:01:22,957 --> 01:01:24,100 He probably means Interpol. 862 01:01:24,124 --> 01:01:26,975 Or them, but I was thinking about Johnny Lee's sister. Kim Lee. 863 01:01:26,999 --> 01:01:31,350 I've just heard that she's hightailed for England, bent on revenge 864 01:01:31,374 --> 01:01:34,041 and maybe after the diamonds. 865 01:01:37,082 --> 01:01:40,892 No, somehow this outfit just doesn't go with me. 866 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:41,933 Oh, on the contrary, sir. 867 01:01:41,957 --> 01:01:45,707 You look exactly like the chocolate dandy. 868 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:46,768 Chocolate what? 869 01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:48,933 Chocolate dandy, sir. 870 01:01:48,957 --> 01:01:49,643 Who was he? 871 01:01:49,667 --> 01:01:53,142 W-well-known figure at the court of Louis XIV, sir. 872 01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,642 They do say the king's favorite. 873 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:56,393 Favorite what? 874 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:58,350 Well, just... just favorite, sir. 875 01:01:58,374 --> 01:01:59,475 They were known as favorites. 876 01:01:59,499 --> 01:02:03,832 Uh, people the monarchs took to, you might say. 877 01:02:04,791 --> 01:02:05,601 Did you know him? 878 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:09,291 Oh, no, sir. Just missed that one. 879 01:02:17,249 --> 01:02:19,225 It's beautiful, milord. 880 01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:22,142 Bonnie prince Charlie to the life! 881 01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:24,957 The chocolate dandy. 882 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:27,624 I can see it now. 883 01:02:27,749 --> 01:02:30,207 Your majesty, 884 01:02:30,582 --> 01:02:33,642 milords and miladies, 885 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:36,183 welcome to the grand ball. 886 01:02:36,207 --> 01:02:39,642 Bring your arm, make it handy. 887 01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:41,308 For upon my word, 888 01:02:41,332 --> 01:02:44,808 there's the chocolate dandy. 889 01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:45,476 [Screams] 890 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,975 ♪ Here comes the judge ♪ 891 01:02:46,999 --> 01:02:48,767 ♪ Here comes the judge ♪ 892 01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:51,308 ♪ Here comes the judge and the judge is coming ♪ 893 01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:52,767 ♪ Oh, the judge is coming ♪ 894 01:02:52,791 --> 01:02:54,350 ♪ Oh, the judge is coming ♪ 895 01:02:54,374 --> 01:02:57,082 ♪ Oh, the judge is coming ♪ 896 01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:08,416 ♪♪[Music playing] 897 01:03:23,582 --> 01:03:26,600 Lord and lady Chazman. 898 01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:28,142 Hello, Chazman. 899 01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:29,874 [Inaudible] 900 01:03:32,082 --> 01:03:34,308 It's just plain old me, Tombs. 901 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:36,392 Don't worry, sir. 902 01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:39,017 Sir Charles Salt. 903 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:40,183 Ah-ha! 904 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:42,433 I was wondering... 905 01:03:42,457 --> 01:03:43,434 What are you doing? 906 01:03:43,458 --> 01:03:44,850 You don't get introduced, you live here. 907 01:03:44,874 --> 01:03:47,600 Well, I couldn't help the fact, milord, that you were here, 908 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:52,058 to take your hand again is a thrill that I cannot encounter. 909 01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:53,350 Let me kiss it. 910 01:03:53,374 --> 01:03:54,874 [Laughs] 911 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,517 Sir Charles! 912 01:03:58,541 --> 01:04:02,475 Congratulations on the costume. 913 01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:04,308 So convincing. 914 01:04:04,332 --> 01:04:05,558 Thank you. 915 01:04:05,582 --> 01:04:06,518 Care to join us? 916 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:09,767 That's terribly decent of you. 917 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:12,475 Uh, do you live around here, Salt? 918 01:04:12,499 --> 01:04:13,434 Oh, as a matter of fact, 919 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:16,600 I happen to be spending some time with dear old Sydney. 920 01:04:16,624 --> 01:04:18,933 Oh, then you'll be with us at the meet tomorrow. 921 01:04:18,957 --> 01:04:23,475 For the meat? Oh, we had fish this afternoon. 922 01:04:23,499 --> 01:04:25,082 [All chuckling] 923 01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:26,642 No, no. The meet. 924 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:29,225 The opening meet of the hunting season. 925 01:04:29,249 --> 01:04:30,892 Always held at the castle. 926 01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:31,851 Oh, but, of course. 927 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:35,267 Tallyho and all that sort of balderdash. 928 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:37,308 Oh, care for a pinch? 929 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:38,350 What? 930 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:40,582 [People applauding] 931 01:04:40,957 --> 01:04:42,416 Oh. 932 01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,808 This is our dance, daddy. 933 01:04:45,832 --> 01:04:47,517 Oh, delighted, my dear. 934 01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:48,725 Excuse me, will you? 935 01:04:48,749 --> 01:04:50,624 Of course, sir. 936 01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:03,541 [Inhaling] 937 01:05:16,082 --> 01:05:18,582 [Grunting] 938 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,957 [Exclaims] 939 01:05:45,957 --> 01:05:48,332 [Sneezing] 940 01:05:48,457 --> 01:05:49,957 [Gasps] 941 01:06:18,582 --> 01:06:19,892 [Exclaiming] 942 01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:22,041 [Shrieks] 943 01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:27,332 [People chattering] 944 01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:41,558 Ladies and gentlemen, in answer to many requests, here it is: 945 01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:46,457 Ladies' choice. Choose your own partners. 946 01:06:46,582 --> 01:06:48,666 Hit it, boys. 947 01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:50,957 ♪♪[Playing] 948 01:06:58,249 --> 01:07:00,499 I choose you. 949 01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,916 Excuse me, please. I'm cutting in. 950 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,475 I'm Gene Abernathy from Interpol. 951 01:07:27,499 --> 01:07:31,249 I must see you alone after the ball. 952 01:07:35,957 --> 01:07:37,832 Excuse me. 953 01:07:38,124 --> 01:07:38,976 [Titters] 954 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,933 Do we, uh, do we know each other? 955 01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,350 Only by reputation, Lord Pepper. 956 01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:47,475 I'm here to settle a little account with you. 957 01:07:47,499 --> 01:07:49,642 Well, what is your name? 958 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,892 Lee. That's my last name. 959 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:56,100 Johnny Lee's sister, and he's still alive. 960 01:07:56,124 --> 01:07:57,517 And kicking I hope. 961 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,808 Did old Johnny come tonight? 962 01:07:59,832 --> 01:08:01,892 [People applauding] 963 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,058 If you'll excuse me. 964 01:08:03,082 --> 01:08:04,350 Very nice to have met you. 965 01:08:04,374 --> 01:08:06,624 I hope I see you again. 966 01:08:08,624 --> 01:08:11,082 Ladies and gentlemen, 967 01:08:11,124 --> 01:08:14,416 presenting Charlie Salt. 968 01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:26,475 ♪ Well, you gonna know it ♪ 969 01:08:26,499 --> 01:08:29,183 ♪ when the feeling hits you ♪ 970 01:08:29,207 --> 01:08:30,808 ♪ you gonna show it ♪ 971 01:08:30,832 --> 01:08:33,767 ♪ when it's starting to get you now ♪ 972 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:36,350 ♪ you're gonna think you're gonna lose your mind ♪ 973 01:08:36,374 --> 01:08:39,142 ♪ it will even make you holler just one more time ♪ 974 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,433 ♪ You go, oh, ho, ho ♪ 975 01:08:40,457 --> 01:08:43,017 ♪ when the feeling hits you now ♪ 976 01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:45,558 ♪ well, you gonna dance ♪ 977 01:08:45,582 --> 01:08:48,267 ♪ and you gonna shout it ♪ 978 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,808 ♪ yeah, you're gonna dance ♪ 979 01:08:49,832 --> 01:08:52,183 ♪ Ain't no doubt about it now ♪ 980 01:08:52,207 --> 01:08:54,767 ♪ you got the feeling from morning to night ♪ 981 01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:57,892 ♪ everything you do is gonna be all right ♪ 982 01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,183 ♪ you go, oh, ho, ho ♪ 983 01:08:59,207 --> 01:09:02,767 ♪ when the feeling hits you now ♪ 984 01:09:02,791 --> 01:09:05,850 ♪ don't try to understand the feeling ♪ 985 01:09:05,874 --> 01:09:07,225 ♪ if you get it in your soul ♪ 986 01:09:07,249 --> 01:09:09,392 ♪ You know you will get your head reeling ♪ 987 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:14,058 ♪ but just a little bit more well, you gonna shout ♪ 988 01:09:14,082 --> 01:09:16,475 ♪ yeah, you gonna shout it ♪ 989 01:09:16,499 --> 01:09:18,767 ♪ and you gonna dance ♪ 990 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:21,308 ♪ ain't no doubt about it ♪ 991 01:09:21,332 --> 01:09:24,100 ♪ you get the feeling you're gonna lose you mind ♪ 992 01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:25,808 ♪ it'll really make you holler one more time ♪ 993 01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:31,499 ♪ You go, oh, ho, ho when the feeling hits you ♪ 994 01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:51,850 ♪ Well, you gonna dance ♪ 995 01:09:51,874 --> 01:09:54,183 ♪ And you gotta shout it ♪ 996 01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:55,642 ♪ Say, you gonna dance ♪ 997 01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:58,933 ♪ there ain't no doubt about it now ♪ 998 01:09:58,957 --> 01:10:01,183 ♪ you get the feeling you're gonna lose your mind ♪ 999 01:10:01,207 --> 01:10:04,017 ♪ It'll really make you holler one more time ♪ 1000 01:10:04,041 --> 01:10:05,558 ♪ You go, oh, ho, ho ♪ 1001 01:10:05,582 --> 01:10:07,683 ♪ When the feeling hits you now ♪ 1002 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:10,142 ♪ now everybody go, oh, ho, ho ♪ 1003 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:12,933 ♪ when the feeling hits you now ♪ 1004 01:10:12,957 --> 01:10:16,166 ♪ everybody go, oh ♪ 1005 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:17,791 ♪ ho ♪ 1006 01:10:18,207 --> 01:10:20,350 ♪ ho ♪ 1007 01:10:20,374 --> 01:10:24,225 ♪ when I'm feeling I said I'm feeling ♪ 1008 01:10:24,249 --> 01:10:27,850 ♪ oh, everybody got that feeling ♪ 1009 01:10:27,874 --> 01:10:30,517 ♪ right now ♪ 1010 01:10:30,541 --> 01:10:33,600 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 1011 01:10:33,624 --> 01:10:39,624 ♪ I said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1012 01:10:39,874 --> 01:10:41,957 [Crowd cheering] 1013 01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:51,291 [People chattering] 1014 01:10:56,332 --> 01:10:57,832 [Whistles] 1015 01:10:57,957 --> 01:11:01,541 Might as well get something to read. 1016 01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:05,416 Let me see. 1017 01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:10,707 All these books and not one ebony. 1018 01:11:13,374 --> 01:11:14,791 Hey. 1019 01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:19,957 [Creaking] 1020 01:11:23,207 --> 01:11:24,957 [Whistling] 1021 01:11:28,374 --> 01:11:30,416 Oh, darkness. 1022 01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:40,999 [Woman screaming] 1023 01:11:47,957 --> 01:11:50,457 [Groaning] 1024 01:11:51,999 --> 01:11:54,041 [Sobbing] 1025 01:12:02,374 --> 01:12:05,791 [Chuckling] 1026 01:12:05,957 --> 01:12:08,249 [Screaming] 1027 01:12:15,124 --> 01:12:16,791 [Glass clinking] 1028 01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:30,350 A-ha. 1029 01:12:30,374 --> 01:12:32,666 We have a visitor. 1030 01:12:32,874 --> 01:12:36,916 Won't you join our little party? 1031 01:12:38,249 --> 01:12:40,999 [Screams] 1032 01:12:48,249 --> 01:12:49,791 [Panting] 1033 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:54,643 [Sighs] 1034 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:56,767 I knew I had no business coming into this castle. 1035 01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:59,267 I knew it. I should have never come here. 1036 01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:03,207 I'll tell you one thing. You ain't gonna have trouble with me leaving. 1037 01:13:03,249 --> 01:13:04,475 'Cause I'm gonna leave right now. 1038 01:13:04,499 --> 01:13:07,142 You understand that? Never coming back here. Never no more. 1039 01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:08,225 Don't have to worry about it. 1040 01:13:08,249 --> 01:13:10,933 This is one cat who's going back where he belongs. 1041 01:13:10,957 --> 01:13:12,183 [Screams] 1042 01:13:12,207 --> 01:13:14,600 I've got something to tell you. 1043 01:13:14,624 --> 01:13:16,350 You've got something to tell me? 1044 01:13:16,374 --> 01:13:17,892 I'm in trouble, it's monstrous. 1045 01:13:17,916 --> 01:13:20,392 That's it! You got monsters in your cellar. 1046 01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:21,725 Gene Abernathy from Interpol. 1047 01:13:21,749 --> 01:13:23,308 I've been working with them for the past 6 months. 1048 01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:27,183 There was all sorts of valves and bubbly things and chemicals. 1049 01:13:27,207 --> 01:13:28,808 Trying to smash a diamond smuggling ring. 1050 01:13:28,832 --> 01:13:33,791 You know something. I saw it, but I don't believe it. 1051 01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:36,558 What are you carrying on about? 1052 01:13:36,582 --> 01:13:37,642 Huh? 1053 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:38,351 I mean, huh? 1054 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:41,392 [Stammering] Oh, it's about mon-mon-mon-monsters. 1055 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:45,308 You got real monsters, milord, in your cellar. Real monsters. 1056 01:13:45,332 --> 01:13:46,558 I seen them all in the movies. 1057 01:13:46,582 --> 01:13:50,142 You got Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster, you got Igor... 1058 01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:50,809 [Groaning] 1059 01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:53,892 And on the table, there's this beautiful chick, long, blonde hair, going: 1060 01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:55,475 "Hey, sweet cakes, how are you?" 1061 01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:57,267 And you also got the vampire: 1062 01:13:57,291 --> 01:13:58,143 [Exhaling] 1063 01:13:58,167 --> 01:13:59,975 "Won't you come in?" 1064 01:13:59,999 --> 01:14:02,308 Salt, you're drunk. 1065 01:14:02,332 --> 01:14:03,392 You think I'm drunk? 1066 01:14:03,416 --> 01:14:05,225 Come with me, please. Would you, please? 1067 01:14:05,249 --> 01:14:07,225 'Cause I'm gonna prove this once and for all. 1068 01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:09,933 Right over there, against that large bookcase. 1069 01:14:09,957 --> 01:14:10,934 What are you talking about? 1070 01:14:10,958 --> 01:14:13,767 I am not drunk. I just want you to do me one small favor. 1071 01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:15,683 But... but prepare yourself for death. 1072 01:14:15,707 --> 01:14:18,100 Pull that book, this one right here. 1073 01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:20,582 But be careful now. 1074 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:25,166 [Exclaims] 1075 01:14:25,207 --> 01:14:27,457 [Mumbling] 1076 01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:35,332 Be careful. 1077 01:14:41,874 --> 01:14:43,017 [Mumbles] 1078 01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,058 What? 1079 01:14:44,082 --> 01:14:45,541 [Mumbles] 1080 01:14:45,957 --> 01:14:48,207 Well, take a look. 1081 01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:52,100 [Mumbles] 1082 01:14:52,124 --> 01:14:53,832 Go on. 1083 01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:56,874 [Sighs] 1084 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,874 [Sobbing] 1085 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:08,683 [Mumbling] I tell you... 1086 01:15:08,707 --> 01:15:10,975 Now, come on. Come along. 1087 01:15:10,999 --> 01:15:13,267 Come and have a nice lie down. 1088 01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:14,832 [Mumbling] 1089 01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:29,558 No warnings. 1090 01:15:29,582 --> 01:15:33,166 One wrong move, you've had it. 1091 01:15:34,707 --> 01:15:36,350 Cool it, lady. 1092 01:15:36,374 --> 01:15:40,291 Please, just, just cool it. 1093 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:41,933 I'm too tall to die. 1094 01:15:41,957 --> 01:15:43,499 [Chuckles] 1095 01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:45,558 What is this, Chinese new year? 1096 01:15:45,582 --> 01:15:46,892 I mean, why the firecracker? 1097 01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:50,933 Shut up. Now listen carefully, Mr. Salt. 1098 01:15:50,957 --> 01:15:55,767 I've never met Lord Sydney Pepper before tonight, 1099 01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:59,475 but I came 7,000 miles to see him. 1100 01:15:59,499 --> 01:16:00,517 [Chuckles] 1101 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:01,268 7,000 miles? 1102 01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:04,808 Isn't that a long way to go for a blind date? 1103 01:16:04,832 --> 01:16:05,850 Not quite blind. 1104 01:16:05,874 --> 01:16:11,100 You see, I happen to know where he has hidden the diamonds. 1105 01:16:11,124 --> 01:16:12,517 Diamonds? 1106 01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:13,309 [Grunts] 1107 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:15,308 (Gordon) You didn't murder Johnny Lee. 1108 01:16:15,332 --> 01:16:18,749 He's still alive and told us everything. 1109 01:16:25,624 --> 01:16:26,767 [Grunts] 1110 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,957 Come on, Chris! 1111 01:16:33,207 --> 01:16:34,707 [Barks] 1112 01:16:44,374 --> 01:16:46,142 Come on, old buddy. 1113 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,350 [Grunts] 1114 01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:48,916 Easy. 1115 01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:50,350 [Sighing] 1116 01:16:50,374 --> 01:16:53,249 Here. Let me put you down. 1117 01:16:54,291 --> 01:16:56,350 You called me Chris. 1118 01:16:56,374 --> 01:16:57,933 That ain't all I'm gonna call you 1119 01:16:57,957 --> 01:16:59,475 as soon as you're strong enough to take it. 1120 01:16:59,499 --> 01:17:03,933 And you can give up the phony voice, as well, because I know who you are, 1121 01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:06,683 so talk regular, all right? 1122 01:17:06,707 --> 01:17:09,933 You really took me through some changes, pally. 1123 01:17:09,957 --> 01:17:14,767 I only put you down, Charlie, 'cause I didn't wanna get you involved, 1124 01:17:14,791 --> 01:17:16,058 in case anything went wrong. 1125 01:17:16,082 --> 01:17:19,142 "In case anything went wrong"? 1126 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:23,058 Chris, if you knew how wrong it went, you'd die. 1127 01:17:23,082 --> 01:17:23,976 I mean, really die. 1128 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,642 Those friends of yours are coming back here, man. 1129 01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:32,350 I know, they're after some diamonds or something. 1130 01:17:32,374 --> 01:17:32,976 [Sighs] 1131 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,933 (Charlie) Let me tell you the story of big brother, huh. 1132 01:17:34,957 --> 01:17:38,892 For starters, he joined Interpol, double-crossed them. 1133 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:41,350 Then joined the smugglers, and double-crossed them. 1134 01:17:41,374 --> 01:17:43,558 In between times, half-murders a cat, 1135 01:17:43,582 --> 01:17:45,475 and then steals a million in diamonds. 1136 01:17:45,499 --> 01:17:48,433 How's that for a nice, neat little package? 1137 01:17:48,457 --> 01:17:52,624 And all I wanted to do was put my feet up. 1138 01:17:53,582 --> 01:17:54,268 Pal of mine, 1139 01:17:54,292 --> 01:17:56,600 those friends of yours will put your feet up permanently 1140 01:17:56,624 --> 01:17:58,392 if you don't leave the country by tonight. 1141 01:17:58,416 --> 01:18:02,767 The Johannesburg police picked up a badly wounded member of the gang. 1142 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,433 [Stuttering] Name of, uh... uh... Johnny Lee. 1143 01:18:05,457 --> 01:18:07,558 He offered to turn queen's evidence, 1144 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:09,475 and, uh, well, they got the whole story out of him. 1145 01:18:09,499 --> 01:18:13,558 (Crabbe) Lord Pepper of all people. It's incredible. 1146 01:18:13,582 --> 01:18:16,600 Oh, he's a vicious, dangerous criminal. 1147 01:18:16,624 --> 01:18:18,683 And we think he may be a murderer, too, 1148 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:21,558 that's why we've called you in, inspector. 1149 01:18:21,582 --> 01:18:22,268 Murder? Who? 1150 01:18:22,292 --> 01:18:24,433 His brother Christopher. It'll be guesswork, of course, 1151 01:18:24,457 --> 01:18:29,808 but we think Christopher Pepper may have discovered what he was up to, 1152 01:18:29,832 --> 01:18:32,225 and perhaps tried to blackmail him. 1153 01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,017 [Sighs] 1154 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:33,934 That would be typical. 1155 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:37,600 And you think Lord Pepper may have killed him to shut his mouth. 1156 01:18:37,624 --> 01:18:38,143 Exactly. 1157 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:44,124 So you're coming with us to Pepperworth Castle to make the arrest. 1158 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:51,457 ♪♪[Bugle blowing] 1159 01:18:58,582 --> 01:19:00,457 [Phone ringing] 1160 01:19:00,832 --> 01:19:02,433 Hello, Pepperworth one. 1161 01:19:02,457 --> 01:19:03,226 This is Kim Lee. 1162 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:04,475 They're after you to kill you. 1163 01:19:04,499 --> 01:19:06,142 They know where the diamonds are. 1164 01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,101 Forced me to tell them. 1165 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:09,600 Where are they? We've been looking for them all night. 1166 01:19:09,624 --> 01:19:10,642 I can't... 1167 01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,850 [screams] 1168 01:19:11,874 --> 01:19:13,499 Hello? 1169 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,600 Hello? 1170 01:19:15,624 --> 01:19:17,791 [People chattering] 1171 01:19:18,249 --> 01:19:20,767 Hey, Chris, that was the Chinese chick. 1172 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:23,433 They're gonna have to come in more than once a week. 1173 01:19:23,457 --> 01:19:24,808 Listen. Chris, will you listen to me? 1174 01:19:24,832 --> 01:19:27,600 That was the Chinese chick, and she's in trouble. 1175 01:19:27,624 --> 01:19:31,582 Those guys know where the diamonds are. 1176 01:19:31,832 --> 01:19:33,624 So do we. 1177 01:19:36,916 --> 01:19:40,267 A million pounds in diamonds painted black. 1178 01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:41,850 Here, put it back on. 1179 01:19:41,874 --> 01:19:42,518 [Sighing] 1180 01:19:42,542 --> 01:19:46,100 Time to mount, milord. Enjoy the hunt, sir. 1181 01:19:46,124 --> 01:19:47,642 [Mumbling] 1182 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:48,933 Change of plan. Change of plan. 1183 01:19:48,957 --> 01:19:51,683 - We walk out of here as if nothing's wrong. - Nothing's wrong. 1184 01:19:51,707 --> 01:19:53,183 Make a dash for the car, dash for the car. 1185 01:19:53,207 --> 01:19:57,017 And beat it to the nearest police station, right? Police station. 1186 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:59,207 Million pounds. Chris? 1187 01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:10,874 ♪♪[Bugle blowing] 1188 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:35,517 Probably all 5 of them are here. 1189 01:20:35,541 --> 01:20:36,518 You know what that means? 1190 01:20:36,542 --> 01:20:39,642 Yeah, that means they're gonna shoot the buttons off this vest. 1191 01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:42,100 Now I know why you wanted me to wear it. 1192 01:20:42,124 --> 01:20:43,725 - Back to plan one. - What? 1193 01:20:43,749 --> 01:20:44,476 Cross-country. 1194 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:46,725 That means you're gonna have to ride a horse. 1195 01:20:46,749 --> 01:20:48,058 I can't ride, Chris. 1196 01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:48,934 Then play it by ear. 1197 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:51,475 I got a flash for you. My ear can't ride either. 1198 01:20:51,499 --> 01:20:54,475 Come on. But, Chris... 1199 01:20:54,499 --> 01:20:57,541 They've seen us. Prepare plan 2. 1200 01:20:57,791 --> 01:21:00,166 Come on, Charlie. 1201 01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,183 [Whistling] 1202 01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:07,541 No familiarity. No familiarity. 1203 01:21:07,707 --> 01:21:10,058 Let's get it now. Come on. 1204 01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:12,183 Somehow this don't look right. 1205 01:21:12,207 --> 01:21:13,933 [People chattering] 1206 01:21:13,957 --> 01:21:15,142 Hold it. 1207 01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:17,350 Wait a minute, I think I'm getting it. 1208 01:21:17,374 --> 01:21:19,624 I got it now. 1209 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:24,267 That ain't right. That's definitely not right. 1210 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:26,267 Get me down from here. 1211 01:21:26,291 --> 01:21:29,892 Can you just give me a leg up like you always? 1212 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:30,726 That's it. That's it. 1213 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:35,582 Ah, I can see. When you know, see, you know, because... 1214 01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:42,517 That ain't it either. Once again. 1215 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:43,850 Give me your leg up. 1216 01:21:43,874 --> 01:21:46,374 Come on, hounds, please. 1217 01:21:46,957 --> 01:21:49,541 ♪♪[Bugle blowing] 1218 01:21:50,832 --> 01:21:52,957 (Man) Come on. 1219 01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:57,393 Hello there. 1220 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:59,767 Marvelous day for a hunt, isn't it? 1221 01:21:59,791 --> 01:22:02,142 Having a bit of trouble with the gout, of course, 1222 01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:04,892 but besides that, looks like a marvelous day. 1223 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:07,582 Shall we go? Tallyho! 1224 01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:12,975 You two follow as best you can in the car. 1225 01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:15,541 Everybody set? 1226 01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:34,332 [Screams] 1227 01:23:38,374 --> 01:23:40,350 I thought you'd never get here. 1228 01:23:40,374 --> 01:23:41,808 Come on, give me a leg up. 1229 01:23:41,832 --> 01:23:43,374 [Screams] 1230 01:23:45,957 --> 01:23:48,207 [Gun firing] 1231 01:23:53,707 --> 01:23:55,017 Good morning, sir. 1232 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,832 Good morning. 1233 01:23:57,749 --> 01:23:58,434 [Man chattering] 1234 01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:03,892 Sir, sir, I think, just stop a minute. Your rear wheel, sir. 1235 01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,850 I think you have a puncture. 1236 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,058 You'd better take a look. 1237 01:24:07,082 --> 01:24:10,166 As a matter of fact, it was turning. 1238 01:24:15,082 --> 01:24:17,957 Come back with my wagon! 1239 01:24:22,874 --> 01:24:24,457 [Gun firing] 1240 01:24:28,749 --> 01:24:33,832 Don't tell me they're making blasted westerns in England now! 1241 01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:48,808 Hopefully they've got a phone. 1242 01:24:48,832 --> 01:24:50,249 [Dog barking] 1243 01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:52,082 [Birds chirping] 1244 01:24:56,624 --> 01:24:58,749 [Boy wailing] 1245 01:24:59,124 --> 01:25:01,142 [Arrow whizzing] 1246 01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:02,749 [Birds chirping] 1247 01:25:03,082 --> 01:25:04,767 Indians! 1248 01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:06,541 [Dog barking] 1249 01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:12,624 [Screaming] 1250 01:25:14,874 --> 01:25:18,517 Get up, good man. Hold on to this. 1251 01:25:18,541 --> 01:25:22,374 I'll put this on so that nobody can see it. 1252 01:25:22,457 --> 01:25:23,725 Uh? 1253 01:25:23,749 --> 01:25:25,725 W-What did you say? 1254 01:25:25,749 --> 01:25:27,600 I-I've been cut off. 1255 01:25:27,624 --> 01:25:29,183 (Charlie) Chris! 1256 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,374 Chris! Excuse me. 1257 01:25:31,916 --> 01:25:32,874 You won't believe this. 1258 01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:35,142 But there's Indians out there, and they ain't friendly. 1259 01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:36,143 What are you raving about? 1260 01:25:36,167 --> 01:25:40,017 All right, maybe I didn't see the monsters, but you can't deny that. 1261 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:43,291 Here, have a drink and cool it. 1262 01:25:46,249 --> 01:25:49,041 Chris, I tell you... [gun firing] 1263 01:25:51,499 --> 01:25:55,041 All right, Salt, take off that yellow vest. 1264 01:25:56,082 --> 01:25:59,832 Go ahead. Give him the yellow vest. 1265 01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:02,393 Oh. 1266 01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:03,642 The yellow vest. Of course. 1267 01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:06,916 Just one minute, sir, because we gonna... 1268 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:12,392 Would I forget you? 1269 01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:13,666 What about the belt? 1270 01:26:13,707 --> 01:26:14,393 [Gun firing] 1271 01:26:14,417 --> 01:26:17,666 Could you come in tomorrow around 2:00 for a fitting? 1272 01:26:18,416 --> 01:26:20,808 Closing time, gentlemen. 1273 01:26:20,832 --> 01:26:22,058 Will you come down here? 1274 01:26:22,082 --> 01:26:27,332 I'd like to use your phone to report the most extraordinary happening. 1275 01:27:02,832 --> 01:27:07,374 Do speak up, woman, it's a terrible line. 1276 01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:23,183 Is it, is that you, dear? Hmm? 1277 01:27:23,207 --> 01:27:27,916 A-anything exciting happening at home? Hmm? 1278 01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:35,707 Hello. Hello. Hello! 1279 01:27:35,749 --> 01:27:37,624 We meet again, Lord Sydney Pepper. 1280 01:27:37,666 --> 01:27:39,850 And this time I have a warrant for your arrest. 1281 01:27:39,874 --> 01:27:42,892 Now just a minute, inspector, I'm not Sydney Pepper. 1282 01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:44,142 You must be from Interpol. Hmm. 1283 01:27:44,166 --> 01:27:46,433 Well, we've got a nice little present for you. 1284 01:27:46,457 --> 01:27:47,517 A million pounds in diamonds. 1285 01:27:47,541 --> 01:27:49,808 The buttons on that yellow waistcoat. 1286 01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:50,518 Right here. 1287 01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:53,683 It's too late to make amends now, Pepper. 1288 01:27:53,707 --> 01:27:54,725 [Chuckles] 1289 01:27:54,749 --> 01:27:57,416 I'm not Sydney Pepper. 1290 01:27:58,666 --> 01:27:59,808 I'm Christopher Pepper. 1291 01:27:59,832 --> 01:28:01,017 I took his place when he was Killed. 1292 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:04,600 Any damned fool can shave off a moustache and put on a phony one. 1293 01:28:04,624 --> 01:28:08,332 You'll have to do better than that. 1294 01:28:08,499 --> 01:28:11,558 (Miss Tomkins) I can do better than that. 1295 01:28:11,582 --> 01:28:12,957 Mmm? 1296 01:28:17,124 --> 01:28:18,767 I can prove, without question, 1297 01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:22,683 that this man is not Lord Sydney Pepper. 1298 01:28:22,707 --> 01:28:24,374 How? 1299 01:28:25,374 --> 01:28:28,600 Could I have a word with you in private, please? 1300 01:28:28,624 --> 01:28:29,999 Yeah. 1301 01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,933 What do you suppose she's telling them? 1302 01:28:47,957 --> 01:28:51,749 I don't know, but it must be something big. 1303 01:28:58,457 --> 01:28:59,558 [Both chuckling] 1304 01:28:59,582 --> 01:29:00,393 Hello, inspector. 1305 01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,041 Hello, inspector. How are you? 1306 01:29:03,749 --> 01:29:04,975 How are you? 1307 01:29:04,999 --> 01:29:05,643 Fine, sir. 1308 01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:06,892 Why don't you sit down? 1309 01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:09,058 Oh, thank you, uh, sir. 1310 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,183 [Both chuckling] 1311 01:29:10,207 --> 01:29:11,808 Would you join us in a drink? 1312 01:29:11,832 --> 01:29:12,601 [Clears throat] 1313 01:29:12,625 --> 01:29:16,142 Well, I don't usually drink, Mr. Pepper... milord. 1314 01:29:16,166 --> 01:29:18,767 But seeing as how I'm not on duty, I don't mind if I do. 1315 01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,767 Wonderful. Charlie, will you do the honors? 1316 01:29:21,791 --> 01:29:22,434 Of course. 1317 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:25,166 2 scotch and sodas. Ok. 1318 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:28,666 [Chuckles] 1319 01:29:29,749 --> 01:29:30,351 I'm laughing 1320 01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:32,475 because I'm thinking about the la-last time I went to this place, 1321 01:29:32,499 --> 01:29:35,392 I pulled open this book and I thought all kinds of things. 1322 01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:38,808 I must have been on some kind of trip. 1323 01:29:38,832 --> 01:29:39,933 2 scotch and sodas. 1324 01:29:39,957 --> 01:29:41,541 [Creaking] 1325 01:29:42,791 --> 01:29:44,791 [Liquid bubbling] 1326 01:29:44,999 --> 01:29:47,558 [Whispering] Christopher. 1327 01:29:47,582 --> 01:29:49,433 Christopher! 1328 01:29:49,457 --> 01:29:50,059 Chris... 1329 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:53,017 What is it? What's the matter? What? 1330 01:29:53,041 --> 01:29:53,934 [Mumbling] 1331 01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:55,892 What is the matter with you? 1332 01:29:55,916 --> 01:29:58,392 Hello. Hello. 1333 01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:00,142 What's going on around there? 1334 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:00,768 [Chuckling] 1335 01:30:00,792 --> 01:30:03,725 Oh, nothing, inspector. Suppose we just put the book back, 1336 01:30:03,749 --> 01:30:04,559 and shut the door? 1337 01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:05,892 Now come on. Now, listen, you two, 1338 01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:07,808 if what's going on around there is what I think it is... 1339 01:30:07,832 --> 01:30:10,933 It's not what you think it is, inspector. It's unthinkable. 1340 01:30:10,957 --> 01:30:11,851 Will you shut the door. 1341 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:14,058 If what is going on around there is an illicit still, 1342 01:30:14,082 --> 01:30:17,933 I'll send you both down no matter who you are. 1343 01:30:17,957 --> 01:30:20,600 Look, will you listen to me, inspector? 1344 01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:25,683 Inspector! Remember, I warned you. 1345 01:30:25,707 --> 01:30:28,100 And I have warned you. 1346 01:30:28,124 --> 01:30:28,934 Smith! 1347 01:30:28,958 --> 01:30:30,749 (Smith) Sir? 1348 01:30:33,457 --> 01:30:35,374 Yeah. 1349 01:30:36,416 --> 01:30:38,749 [Smith screaming] 1350 01:30:38,874 --> 01:30:41,433 Now, look, Salt, what is going on in there? 1351 01:30:41,457 --> 01:30:43,017 Let me put it this way to you, Chris. 1352 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,933 I don't think they're gonna be in our next picture. 1353 01:30:45,957 --> 01:30:48,082 Shall we split? 1354 01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:53,558 Wait a minute. 1355 01:30:53,582 --> 01:30:54,143 What? 1356 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:56,933 Did you say those guys ain't gonna be in our next picture? 1357 01:30:56,957 --> 01:30:57,601 Yeah, why? 1358 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,433 Don't you think we ought to finish this one, before we talk about the next one? 1359 01:31:00,457 --> 01:31:02,475 Well, this one's finished. Look, the diamonds are safe, 1360 01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:05,892 the bad guys got theirs, the 2 girls went back to London, 1361 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:07,600 Crock is where nasty fuzz should be, 1362 01:31:07,624 --> 01:31:09,725 and... and you're Peter Lawford again. 1363 01:31:09,749 --> 01:31:11,142 Yes, I know all that. 1364 01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:11,851 Well? 1365 01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:14,666 But they're still watching. 1366 01:31:20,582 --> 01:31:23,392 Hi, there. My name is Sammy Davis Jr. 1367 01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:25,308 ♪ From a whip o' will ♪♪ 1368 01:31:25,332 --> 01:31:26,143 Will you hold it? 1369 01:31:26,167 --> 01:31:28,433 Look, if you got it so... If you got it so well figured out 1370 01:31:28,457 --> 01:31:32,475 where are the 2 bad guys that Gordon hired to knock us off? 1371 01:31:32,499 --> 01:31:34,808 Well, we don't have to explain that. 1372 01:31:34,832 --> 01:31:37,475 The audience knows the picture's over with. 1373 01:31:37,499 --> 01:31:38,558 [Gun firing] 1374 01:31:38,582 --> 01:31:40,582 Why doesn't somebody tell them it's over? 1375 01:31:42,124 --> 01:31:44,267 Let's move. You mean, let's get it on. 1376 01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:45,642 I mean, let's get it off. 1377 01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:46,683 (Both) Yeah! 1378 01:31:46,707 --> 01:31:49,683 ♪ One more time ♪ 1379 01:31:49,707 --> 01:31:53,082 ♪ I said one more time ♪ 1380 01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:57,225 ♪ Salt and Pepper ♪ 1381 01:31:57,249 --> 01:32:00,749 ♪ one more time ♪ 1382 01:32:05,332 --> 01:32:06,642 ♪ pow! ♪ 1383 01:32:06,666 --> 01:32:09,850 ♪ Man, we're always on the go ♪ 1384 01:32:09,874 --> 01:32:13,725 ♪ and where we're goin', we don't know ♪ 1385 01:32:13,749 --> 01:32:15,808 ♪ somethin' makes us wanna move ♪ 1386 01:32:15,832 --> 01:32:17,017 ♪ we're travellin' fast ♪ 1387 01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:19,642 ♪ and the feelin' will last while we groove ♪ 1388 01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:21,642 ♪ ha! One more time ♪ 1389 01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,166 ♪ ha! One more time ♪ 1390 01:32:23,207 --> 01:32:24,933 ♪ ho! One more time ♪ 1391 01:32:24,957 --> 01:32:28,457 ♪ I said one more time ♪ 1392 01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:30,392 ♪ one more time ♪ 1393 01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:31,975 ♪ one more time ♪ 1394 01:32:31,999 --> 01:32:33,683 ♪ Salt and Pepper ♪ 1395 01:32:33,707 --> 01:32:35,142 ♪ one more time ♪ 1396 01:32:35,166 --> 01:32:38,124 ♪ Salt and Pepper ♪ 1397 01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:46,582 [Gun firing]